1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:07,660 The Adventure Of Sherlock Holmes Smarter Brother 2 00:00:35,940 --> 00:00:39,440 The foreign secretary, Lord Redcliff. 3 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:46,130 Your Majesty, being inside of your confidence 4 00:00:46,230 --> 00:00:48,100 is the greatest joy I've ever known. 5 00:00:56,090 --> 00:01:01,920 Lord Redcliff, the fate of England is now in your hands. 6 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:06,560 Your confidence, being inside of Your Majesty 7 00:01:06,940 --> 00:01:09,350 is the greatest single joy 8 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:10,950 I've ever known. 9 00:01:21,530 --> 00:01:23,920 It's all right, Your Majesty. I've got it! 10 00:01:24,030 --> 00:01:26,620 I've got it. All's well that ends well. 11 00:01:26,730 --> 00:01:28,850 Shit. 12 00:04:27,020 --> 00:04:28,890 Holy Jesus Christ! 13 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:34,450 But it's cold outside. 14 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:42,590 I say, Holmes, what did you think about Bessie Bellwood? 15 00:04:42,690 --> 00:04:46,220 - Who the devil's Bessie Bellwood? - Who the devil is... 16 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:51,390 She's the young music hall singer. Came round to see you this afternoon. 17 00:04:51,780 --> 00:04:54,640 Said she was being blackmailed or some such thing. 18 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,020 Yes. Why? What did you think of her? 19 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,319 Some kind of a crackpot if you ask me. 20 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:00,720 Too trifling to bother with. 21 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:03,050 My sentiments exactly. 22 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,780 So, Watson, what do you make of all this stolen document business? 23 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,340 Well, it must be pretty important, indeed 24 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,300 if the queen contacts you personally. 25 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:13,880 Her Majesty believes that unless the Redcliff document 26 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:15,960 is back in our hands by Thursday night 27 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:19,480 this country will be involved in a devastating war. 28 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:22,760 - Holmes! - Her Majesty suspects the French. 29 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,120 Now, you know my thinking, Watson. 30 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,840 How would you proceed? 31 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:29,640 The 7:45 to Paris. 32 00:05:29,890 --> 00:05:30,890 Bravo. 33 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:33,419 How the devil can you leave the country tonight. 34 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,460 Without tipping off 35 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:38,740 every murderer and petty thief in England the moment we set foot on that train? 36 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,620 Quite simple. 37 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:43,540 While Sherlock is gone 38 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,920 he will pass on one or two of his less urgent assignments 39 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:49,380 to his brother Sigerson. 40 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:55,840 Holmes, you never told me you had a brother Sigerson. 41 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:59,440 I never told you I had a brother Mycroft until the occasion arose. 42 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,559 But who is the fellow? 43 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,560 Sigerson is my younger brother 44 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,060 and he's spent the past 35 years 45 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,390 getting hopelessly twisted in my shadow. 46 00:06:08,490 --> 00:06:11,390 - Extremely jealous, is he? - Something of the sort. 47 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:14,890 - Love and hate? - I should say hate and dislike. 48 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:38,580 Lovely flowers only a copper! 49 00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:47,360 How much did he give you? 50 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,740 - Five pounds. - Strange fellows. 51 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:02,740 I still don't understand 52 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:04,460 why we're going through all this bother. 53 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,020 If that document is so bloody important 54 00:07:07,180 --> 00:07:09,520 why aren't you handling this case yourself? 55 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:12,020 Because it all revolves around a woman, Watson 56 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:14,280 and a woman who must fall very much in love 57 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:16,620 before she's capable of trusting anyone. 58 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,540 Could I trouble you for a light? 59 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:22,740 Thank you so much. 60 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,520 I suppose you've seen Sigerson about all this. 61 00:07:25,580 --> 00:07:28,000 Seeing me in person is much too upsetting to him. 62 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,600 Well, I assume you selected some messenger 63 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,540 who will present Sigerson with all the essential information. 64 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:37,060 Even as we speak, Watson. Even as we speak. 65 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,520 One Orville Stanley Sacker by name. 66 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,780 He's the only man I've ever met 67 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,000 who has a photographic sense of hearing. 68 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,000 My word! 69 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:34,420 - Are you Mr. S., for Sigerson, Holmes? - Perhaps. 70 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:37,640 Do you have a brother whose first name is Sherlock? 71 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:40,660 - I do not. - You do have a brother. 72 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:45,520 - I do. - Might I inquire as to his first name? 73 00:08:47,990 --> 00:08:50,510 "Sheer Luck"! 74 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:52,950 I see. 75 00:08:53,050 --> 00:08:55,950 Well, your brother "Sheer Luck" sent me around with an urgent request 76 00:08:56,050 --> 00:08:57,340 and this £5 note. 77 00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:58,640 Are you at all interested? 78 00:08:58,820 --> 00:09:02,020 You can tell my brother to take his £5 note and shove... 79 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:05,100 May I say that I've been a great admirer of yours for many years 80 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:08,320 especially your handling of the case of the three testicles. 81 00:09:10,740 --> 00:09:14,620 - You've studied the three testicles? - Orville Stanley Sacker 82 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,040 Sergeant, Records Bureau, Scotland Yard. 83 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:19,260 A pleasure, Mr. Holmes. 84 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,760 Come in, Orville. I was just making tea. 85 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:25,340 Hop on that bicycle seat. I won't be a minute. 86 00:09:35,490 --> 00:09:37,450 Et la, la, la! 87 00:09:37,550 --> 00:09:39,020 La, et la, la! 88 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,740 La, la, la, la, la! La, la! 89 00:09:41,850 --> 00:09:44,500 Et la, la, la, la, la, la! 90 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,880 Come on. We haven't got all night. 91 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:54,980 All right. Start pedaling. 92 00:10:06,090 --> 00:10:07,520 Keep a steady pace. 93 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:18,350 Do you think you could pump a little faster? 94 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,470 Certainly. 95 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,100 Et... la! 96 00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:28,840 - I'm sorry. I wonder if I can get... - Pedal! Pedal! 97 00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:30,440 For God's sake, man! 98 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:34,780 Don't just stop in the middle like that! What do you think this is, a toy shop? 99 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:09,860 Sucker. 100 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:33,380 Now, then, what's this urgent request? 101 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,240 Due to ill health, your brother has decided 102 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,280 to take a short vacation in the country 103 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,300 not very long, two or three days at most 104 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,000 - but he would very much appreciate... - Sit down, won't you? 105 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,540 Thank you. 106 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,750 - Some tea? - Yes. Thank you very much. 107 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,220 - Pray continue. - Due to ill health 108 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,780 your brother has decided to take a short vacation in the country 109 00:11:58,820 --> 00:12:00,740 not very long, two or three days at most 110 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:03,080 - but he would very much appreciate... - Some milk? 111 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:06,340 - Just a drop. - You were saying? 112 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,450 Due to ill health 113 00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:10,300 your brother has decided to take a short vacation in the country 114 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:12,059 not very long, two or three days at most... 115 00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:13,419 But he would very much appreciate it 116 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:15,980 - Sugar? - Just one, please. 117 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,050 - Yes, yes. Go on. - Due to ill health 118 00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:20,379 your brother has decided to take a short vacation in the country 119 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:22,260 not very long, two or three days at most 120 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:25,396 but he would very much appreciate it, very much appreciate it very much appreciate 121 00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:29,340 If you would handle one of his most urgent cases during the time of his absence. 122 00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:31,840 - I see. - All fees going to you, of course. 123 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:34,250 His way of saying he's stuck. 124 00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:38,660 - Anything else? - He's taken the liberty of sending around 125 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:41,210 a Miss Bessie Bellwood of Chiselhurst 126 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,400 to whom he hopes you might be of some service. 127 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,300 - Bessie Bellwood? - Yes. 128 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,880 Are you sure the name is Bessie Bellwood? 129 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,210 - Positive. - I see. 130 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,480 Well, I'm very busy just now 131 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,560 but this case might present one or two points of interest. 132 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,610 At any rate, we shall know presently. 133 00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:03,110 For unless I'm very much mistaken 134 00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:05,440 the young lady's dainty hand 135 00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:08,070 is just about to knock 136 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,520 upon my... 137 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,320 - door! - How did you... 138 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:18,300 Come in, Miss Bessie Bellwood of Chiselhurst. 139 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:21,580 There's a young lady downstairs to see you, my dear. 140 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:25,220 - Shall I show her up? - Show her up, show her up! 141 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:29,250 And stop tippytoeing around out there! 142 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:31,620 Walk like a man, for God's sake! 143 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:33,196 - Perhaps I better... - No, no, no. Sit down, Orville. 144 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:35,660 I find your presence comforting somehow. 145 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:47,380 How do you do? My name is Bessie Bellwood. 146 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:51,620 - Liar! - You don't fool around, do you? 147 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,520 How do you know that I'm not Bessie Bellwood? 148 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,220 All right! 149 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,860 Hello. 150 00:14:36,650 --> 00:14:39,000 - Well, I don't think I know that one. - Pity. 151 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,740 The next time you decide to impersonate 152 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:44,080 a music-hall singer who's been dead for 12 and a half years 153 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,020 I suggest you learn her full repertoire. 154 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,940 Won't you come in, Miss Liar? 155 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:51,440 Thank you. My, what a charming flat. 156 00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:54,296 This is my good friend Orville Slacker. 157 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,780 - Sacker. - Sacker. Sorry. 158 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,620 Orville, may I present Miss Liar? 159 00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,256 How do you do? Pleased to meet you, I'm sure. 160 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,240 - Merci bien. - Won't you sit down? 161 00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:02,440 No, thanks. 162 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,980 My! Your brother Sherlock certainly is a character. 163 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,940 My brother is a very insecure man. 164 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:12,000 Now precisely what is it that you want of me? 165 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,000 Well, I have this friend... 166 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,120 Liar! 167 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,960 I'm being blackmailed. 168 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,460 May I offer you some tea? 169 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,720 No, thanks. 170 00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:33,840 Exactly who and what are you? 171 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,420 My name is Jenny Hill 172 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:39,260 and I'm simultaneously funny and sad. 173 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,500 How interesting. 174 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:44,300 Do you have any idea who's blackmailing you? 175 00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:47,400 - Eduardo Gambetti. - Gambetti? 176 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,580 - Milk or sugar? - No, thank you. 177 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,260 Eduardo Gambetti... the name strikes a bell. 178 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,540 Every heard of him, Sacker? 179 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,600 Not Gambetti again. 180 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,840 Fraid so, sir. 181 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,860 Fat little fart fancies himself as an opera singer. 182 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:06,960 That's him, sir. 183 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,540 Pour us some tea, Sacker. Yes, sir. 184 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,860 How does he do it, Greerson? 185 00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:14,300 Pays the highest prices for spicy lettuce, sir. 186 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,560 Everything in the market goes to Gambetti. 187 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,880 The swine. Swine he may be, sir 188 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,780 but he certainly is the cleverest of all the blackmailers. 189 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,340 I'm not sure... What just happened? 190 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,756 Never mind. I'll explain it to you later. 191 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:30,200 The swine wants money from you in return for what? 192 00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:33,240 Mr. Gambetti promised not to show my fiancé 193 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:37,200 a... a... a foolish letter I wrote 194 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,400 to a silly young man I met in the country. 195 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:44,100 - What was in the letter? - Nothing. It was just an innocent little note. 196 00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:47,380 - What was in the letter, Miss Hill? - Won't you call me Jenny? 197 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,920 What was in the letter, Miss Hill? 198 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:52,980 By the way, do you mind if I call you Siggy? Sigerson seems so formal. 199 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,720 What was in the letter, Miss Hill? 200 00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:57,780 I said I wanted to touch his winkle! 201 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,520 I see. 202 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,460 - Good-bye. - His what? 203 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,340 Nothing! Nothing! I'll explain it to you later. 204 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,600 - You're leaving? - Yes, I have to be at the theater by 10:00. 205 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:16,960 I hope you won't think too unkindly of me 206 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,900 but everything I've told you just now has been a lie. 207 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,300 I've just been rehearsing some new material for my aunt. 208 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,780 I see. Just a few laughs? 209 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:30,000 Yes, that's the idea. I was walking along 210 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:33,220 and then suddenly I saw your winkle on the door... 211 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:37,080 I mean, suddenly I saw your shingle on the door 212 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,420 and I said to myself why not? 213 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:44,300 "If I'm lucky, I might just get a fresh, unsuspecting audience." 214 00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:47,180 Well, you were very lucky indeed, then, weren't you? 215 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:51,420 Yes. Today has... I'm... 216 00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:53,160 Well, what can I say? 217 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,720 You've been so very kind 218 00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,780 a little gullible, perhaps 219 00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:04,020 but, I'm sorry if I took advantage of you. 220 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:05,820 Don't feel badly. 221 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,500 I'm sure God would much prefer us to be 222 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,440 - a little too vulnerable than... - Jenny! 223 00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:20,600 Hopping like kangaroos. 224 00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:24,180 That's wonderful, funny. 225 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,820 I love that. I'm dying to hear what comes next. 226 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,000 It's almost time, professor Moriarty. 227 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:32,100 I know, Finny, I know but this is fascinating. 228 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,840 - Go on, Bruner. - Well, sir... 229 00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:40,080 Pay no mind BVruno. Go on with your report. 230 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:45,360 Well, sir, after a few more moments of hopping... 231 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,460 Go on, Bruner. Go on. 232 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,780 The three of them bounced out of the room. 233 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,040 The three of them 234 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:58,740 bounced out of the room. 235 00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:03,220 Bounced out of the room! 236 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,800 They bounced out of the room! 237 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:14,700 He he he he a hehe. 238 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,660 It really is time sir... 239 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:27,500 And you just left them there, Bruno mm? 240 00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:31,020 You didn't wait to see which way they might be going? 241 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,320 No sir. I thought their behavior was so strange... 242 00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:39,240 That I'd better come and tell you right away. 243 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:42,780 I see. Bounced out of the room. 244 00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:45,920 Oh that's delicious. 245 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,620 Step this way, Bruner. 246 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,020 Yes. 247 00:21:59,060 --> 00:22:00,840 Is everything all right, Alicia, dear? 248 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,720 Yes, professor. Fine, thank you. 249 00:22:11,970 --> 00:22:14,180 I wonder if you would do me a small favor, Bruner? 250 00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:16,000 Anything, professor. Anything. 251 00:22:16,110 --> 00:22:18,660 I wonder if you'd mind leaving by one of these two doors? 252 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:21,400 I've got some official visitors coming up the main staircase. 253 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:23,180 I'd rather they didn't see you leaving. 254 00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:25,800 - You don't mind, do you? - No, sir. 255 00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:29,170 Good lad. Either door, Bruner. 256 00:22:29,270 --> 00:22:31,260 The choice is yours. 257 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,400 Hi, there. I'm working with prof... Holy shit! 258 00:23:04,170 --> 00:23:06,540 Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. 259 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:12,600 It's the curse again. 260 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,000 And I know you'll understand. 261 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:19,600 Of course it's been a great trial to your patience, father 262 00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:23,000 but think of the burden that it's been to me. 263 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,470 Ever since that day 264 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:31,240 when my hereditary tendencies finally 265 00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:34,100 burst out into the open 266 00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:39,740 and I had this irrepressible desire to do something 267 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,930 absolutely rotten every 24 minutes! 268 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,030 Well, it's been very painful to me, father. 269 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:52,040 I mean, thinking up a real corker every 24 minutes 270 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,200 is no easy job, I'm telling you! 271 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,430 - Ready? - Wait, wait, wait. 272 00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:13,900 Wait, wait, wait. Thank you. 273 00:26:14,180 --> 00:26:15,560 Ready. 274 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,840 What's going on? 275 00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:44,490 How much cash does he actually want from you now? 276 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,720 None. 277 00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:49,280 Mr. Gambetti told me he would give me back my letter 278 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:55,040 if I would promise to steal a certain document 279 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,020 from my father's wall safe. 280 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,380 What does your father do? 281 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:03,280 He's the janitor in Brownings Bank in Clearwater Street. 282 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,700 Brownings doesn't have a bank in Clearwater Street. 283 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,760 Poor papa. I wonder if he knows. 284 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,160 What does your father do, Miss Hill? 285 00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:16,620 How did you know so quickly that Brownings doesn't have a Clearwater branch? 286 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,020 I assumed you were lying. What does your father do, Miss Hill? 287 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:23,520 One of these days you're going to assume a broken ass, Mr. Holmes! 288 00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:27,000 - What does your father do? - That was no accident and you know it. 289 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:30,240 - I know nothing of the kind. - If you hadn't made me move downstage 290 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,740 I would be dead now. 291 00:30:31,820 --> 00:30:35,160 Well, as it happens, you are extraordinarily alive. 292 00:30:35,540 --> 00:30:38,640 Your lies are of the same excellent quality. 293 00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:41,600 I can't help you if you're going to become hysterical 294 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:45,240 and act as if everyone around is trying to hurt you! 295 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,400 Scream. 296 00:30:56,900 --> 00:31:01,060 Scream. Scream, scream. 297 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,860 - What are you saying? - I'm saying... 298 00:31:19,380 --> 00:31:21,060 How do you do? 299 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,580 How far are we from Piccadilly Circus? 300 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:33,930 Not far. There's a long, dark stretch up ahead of us first. 301 00:31:34,030 --> 00:31:36,160 That's what the buggers are waiting for. 302 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,660 Brace yourself till we get there. 303 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:42,280 - Then try to outrace them, all right, Fred? - Right you are, guv. 304 00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:56,960 No good, guv. I can't outrace them with our load. 305 00:31:57,020 --> 00:32:00,380 - Their horses are too bvloody fast. - Get back. I'm coming up. 306 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,480 What are you doing? 307 00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:14,080 Whenever I'm petrified, I either cry or sing. 308 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,580 London streets and places of interest! 309 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,160 Abbey Road! Abbey Street! 310 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,740 Abigail gardens. 311 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,880 Abvbington Road Adelphi Terrace! Adelphi Theater! 312 00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:29,180 - Fred! - Yes, sir! 313 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,900 Give me your hand for support. 314 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,120 Come on, horsey! 315 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,760 It's time for me to be going home now. 316 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,980 - Good night, guv! - Good-bye! 317 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,680 Evening, Mr. Holmes. Won't you come join us? 318 00:33:26,860 --> 00:33:27,860 Well... 319 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,860 All right, but just for a few minutes. 320 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,180 Oh Taxi. 321 00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:33,380 Jenny, this isn't the way... 322 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,940 I don't wish to talk about it. 323 00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:36,260 The problem won't disappear 324 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,860 because you don't wish to to 325 00:35:37,980 --> 00:35:40,280 I don't wish to talk about it! 326 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,460 You're making a tragic mistake, love. 327 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,020 I've made a tragic mistake 328 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,140 more tragic than you can possibly imagine 329 00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:51,860 and unless I'm very careful, I'm going to die for it. 330 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,760 Please let me go. 331 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,420 Good night, Sergeant Sacker. 332 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,380 Good night, Jenny. 333 00:36:01,890 --> 00:36:04,620 - Good night, Mr. Holmes. - Good night. 334 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:16,280 Thank you for a lovely evening. 335 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,450 Come on Tibs. 336 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,220 "Where only a few moments later" 337 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,720 "a prop motorcar" 338 00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:35,220 "slipped from its safety catches" 339 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,220 "and crashed upon the stage." 340 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:40,620 "If London rests a bit more securely tonight" 341 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:43,620 "it is, once again, due to Mr. Sherlock Holmes" 342 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,680 "who in his"... 343 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,280 "quiet... unassuming..." 344 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:51,780 "genius"... 345 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,050 Care for some more tea, Sacker? 346 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,740 Oh, ta! Don't mind if I do. 347 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,460 - Make us some, would you? - Righto. 348 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,080 The water's just boiling. 349 00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:07,480 What I don't understand is whether someone was trying to kill Jenny 350 00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:11,020 or whether someone was trying to kill Jenny because she was with you. 351 00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:13,320 That, my boy, is much more to the point. 352 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,020 - Hello. - What? 353 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,040 I didn't hear anything. 354 00:38:18,140 --> 00:38:21,320 That doesn't necessarily mean that there wasn't anything to hear. 355 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:26,050 Don't run away, Jenny! I assure you there's no cause for embarrassment. 356 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:30,990 Just put your hand back on the doorknob and walk in! 357 00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:33,460 Telegram for you, my dear. Only just arrived. 358 00:38:33,860 --> 00:38:36,700 I thought I told you not to play outside my door. 359 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:38,480 But I thought you'd want to see it, sir. 360 00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,900 It'd only just come. I was sweeping down by... 361 00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:42,596 All right! All right! That's enough of this nonsense. 362 00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:44,300 - Give it here! - Yes, sir. 363 00:38:50,660 --> 00:38:54,660 - What does it say? - "Greasy goose dressing, excellent." 364 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,020 "Leave room for exactly 10 servings before theater" 365 00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,720 "and pass red lion on cheddar street cheese." 366 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,260 Good heavens! I didn't realize it was that late. 367 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,920 - I really must be... - Don't be a ninny! 368 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,880 It's obviously a code of some sort. I just have to decipher it. 369 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,520 What do you suppose it means? 370 00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:15,760 Cheddar Street cheese. Cheddar Street? 371 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,860 Is there any street in London by that name? 372 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,440 - No cheddar. - Curious. 373 00:39:25,740 --> 00:39:28,800 The clue obviously lies in the word "cheddar." 374 00:39:29,090 --> 00:39:31,880 Seven letters, rearranged 375 00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:33,680 they come to... 376 00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:34,780 Let me see. 377 00:39:35,420 --> 00:39:36,700 "Radched." 378 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,320 "Dechdar." 379 00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:44,080 "Drechad." 380 00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:47,720 "Chaderd." 381 00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:51,500 Hello. Chaderd. 382 00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:53,240 Unless I'm very much mistaken 383 00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:56,620 "chaderd" is the Egyptian word meaning to eat fat. 384 00:39:56,780 --> 00:39:58,680 Now we're getting somewhere. 385 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:02,600 - Have you tried school code? - What do you mean? 386 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:05,620 Grammar school code. Count off every third word. 387 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,540 What are you talking about? You think we're dealing with simpletons? 388 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:11,520 All you get from that is: "Dressing room 10" 389 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:13,680 "theater, Red Lion Street." 390 00:40:29,590 --> 00:40:31,420 Do you call this tea? 391 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,900 No, I call it hot water. 392 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,380 I was just rinsing out the cup when you grabbed it. 393 00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:45,160 May I have some tea, please? 394 00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:46,890 Certainly. 395 00:40:57,820 --> 00:40:59,060 Come in. 396 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:08,500 How good of you to come. May I pour you some tea? 397 00:41:12,020 --> 00:41:13,660 Yes, thank you. 398 00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:15,340 Milk and two sugars? 399 00:41:16,250 --> 00:41:17,980 - Yes. Thank you. - Gentlemen. 400 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,800 Gentlemen, once more please from the letter "A". 401 00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:25,490 Sit down, won't you? 402 00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:28,740 Thank you. 403 00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:38,780 Thank you. 404 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,520 May I ask what made you change your mind about seeing me? 405 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,180 Yes, you may. 406 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,100 What made you change your mind about seeing me? 407 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,260 I'll tell you something. If you had a stronger chin 408 00:41:56,340 --> 00:41:57,680 you'd be a pretty good looker. 409 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:01,440 - What do you think about that? - And I'll tell you something. 410 00:42:01,550 --> 00:42:03,450 You're a frightened little girl 411 00:42:03,550 --> 00:42:06,610 who for some twisted reason needs to be sexually stimulated 412 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:08,220 before she'll trust anyone. 413 00:42:08,340 --> 00:42:10,180 What do you think about that? 414 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,220 That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard in my life. 415 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,400 Would you like me to warm your pee... Your tea? 416 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,520 - No, thanks. - Well... 417 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,420 Well, I'm certainly not... 418 00:42:39,740 --> 00:42:41,350 not going to sit here 419 00:42:41,450 --> 00:42:43,300 and... and deny that... 420 00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:45,800 that I'm alarmed 421 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,160 by what's happening to my father. 422 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,340 - Biscuit? - No, thank you. 423 00:42:56,550 --> 00:42:58,520 What is happening to your father? 424 00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:03,240 Ever since I stole that document from his wall safe... 425 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,680 - Yes? - I... 426 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,300 He hasn't been the same man. 427 00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:11,260 I mean, he'll... He'll spend an hour 428 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,720 just staring off into space. 429 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,000 I had no idea that little piece of paper 430 00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:21,320 was so important. 431 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,960 I swear I didn't. 432 00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:29,710 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jenny. 433 00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:31,780 - I didn't know... - What are you doing? 434 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,860 - What? - What are you taking your hand away for? 435 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,770 I wasn't trying to... 436 00:43:40,260 --> 00:43:41,640 I didn't mean to. 437 00:43:41,740 --> 00:43:43,980 I was only trying to make a point... 438 00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:47,760 - I'm sorry if I... - No, that's all right. 439 00:43:48,220 --> 00:43:50,880 Well, perhaps... 440 00:43:51,380 --> 00:43:53,220 we better call it a day. 441 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,800 Could I ask you just one more question? 442 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,300 Don't you even want to know 443 00:44:40,340 --> 00:44:41,900 about 444 00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:57,420 Yes 445 00:44:57,940 --> 00:44:59,440 please. 446 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,120 Who is he? 447 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,480 I can't tell you that! 448 00:45:04,850 --> 00:45:08,400 You can't tell me that? That's what you've got to tell me. 449 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,580 I can't. Please don't ask me that. 450 00:45:12,180 --> 00:45:13,280 Jenny. 451 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,480 Please. For once in your life 452 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,080 trust someone. 453 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,400 I'm trying. 454 00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:23,840 I really am trying. 455 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,320 - It's... It's very difficult. - Well, let me help you. 456 00:45:39,060 --> 00:45:41,440 I will. I will. 457 00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:45,580 - You'll feel better afterwards. I promise. - I know I will... 458 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,900 - And you will too. - Good! 459 00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:48,940 I promise. 460 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,920 - Then who is he? - Don't ask. 461 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,280 Jenny. 462 00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,420 Who is your father? 463 00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:03,220 - He... - Good. 464 00:46:06,550 --> 00:46:10,110 - Is... - Good! Good! 465 00:46:10,210 --> 00:46:12,240 Good! Good! 466 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,910 - The... - Yes! Yes! 467 00:46:17,540 --> 00:46:19,960 I... I... I can't! 468 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,040 I... 469 00:46:41,420 --> 00:46:43,940 He is the... 470 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,360 foreign secretary for Great Britain! 471 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,220 Thank you! Thank you! 472 00:46:50,420 --> 00:46:52,540 Oh Jenny. 473 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,580 Perhaps now we can get to the bottom of things. 474 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:56,640 I think so. 475 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:04,010 Gentlemen, the Redcliff document will be in my hands 476 00:47:04,110 --> 00:47:07,200 at approximately six minutes past 10:00 this evening. 477 00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:10,560 Now then, what are my bids? 478 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,860 Russia bids 5.000. 479 00:47:15,010 --> 00:47:19,520 Russia bids 5.000 pounds. 480 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,600 Rubles. 481 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,360 Rubles? All right! 482 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,500 Now then, let's see. There are eight rubles to the pound 483 00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:32,160 so we simply divide 5.000 by eight. 484 00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:34,500 Eight into 50 goes six... 485 00:47:37,580 --> 00:47:38,920 Guests! 486 00:47:41,810 --> 00:47:42,960 Six eights are 48 487 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,800 carry the two, bring down the zero. 488 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,360 Eight into 20 goes twice, eight to 16. Four over. 489 00:47:49,380 --> 00:47:51,560 Carry the four, bring down the zero. 490 00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:54,710 Eight into 40 goes five times! 491 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,040 Spit that out. 492 00:47:57,780 --> 00:48:00,080 Spit it out, or go to your room. 493 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:17,340 Russia bids £625. 494 00:48:18,380 --> 00:48:20,340 Good thing I'm a math professor. 495 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:24,860 7.000. 496 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:30,840 - 7.000 rubles. - French francs. 497 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,220 F... french francs? 498 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:37,040 Of course! Quick, get the daily paper. 499 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,360 France bids 7.000 French francs. 500 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:41,940 What's a franc going for today? 501 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,400 A franc is 11,18. 502 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,180 A franc is 11,18 to the pound 503 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:48,080 so I simply put down 11,18... 504 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,060 Oh, Christ, how do you do this? 505 00:48:51,180 --> 00:48:53,910 - Just put down 11,18. - Sure, I wouldn't know 506 00:48:54,010 --> 00:48:55,940 even to put down 11,18. 507 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:58,590 What I'm asking, you idiot, is whether you multiply or divide. 508 00:48:58,610 --> 00:49:00,220 - Divide. - Are you sure? 509 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,580 - Yes. - I'll kill you if you screw this up. 510 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:07,210 Now then, we simply divide 11,18 511 00:49:07,310 --> 00:49:09,240 into 7.000. 512 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,340 What do I do with the decimal point? 513 00:49:12,580 --> 00:49:14,800 You move the decimal point two places to the right. 514 00:49:15,060 --> 00:49:18,010 You mean I divide 1.118 into 7.000? 515 00:49:18,110 --> 00:49:20,200 - 700.000. - What? 516 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,670 Well, you add two zeros to the 7000 517 00:49:22,740 --> 00:49:25,660 to make up for moving the decimal point two places to the right. 518 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:30,260 Well, what the hell did we move the decimal point for in the first place? 519 00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:31,580 To make it easier. 520 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,780 All right, the bidding will start 521 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,640 at £5.000. 522 00:49:39,210 --> 00:49:42,010 - 5.000. - 8.000. 523 00:49:42,110 --> 00:49:44,040 - 10.000! - 12.000. 524 00:49:44,140 --> 00:49:45,240 - 15.000! - 17.000! 525 00:49:45,260 --> 00:49:46,270 - 18.000. - 19.000. 526 00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:48,179 - 20.000! - 24.000! 527 00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:50,300 - 29.000. - 30.000! 528 00:49:51,540 --> 00:49:53,800 Mr. Holmes to see Lord Redcliff. 529 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,720 - I sent a wire. - Yes, sir. 530 00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:09,620 His Lordship will be with you presently. 531 00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,660 Mr. Holmes? 532 00:51:08,580 --> 00:51:11,520 Lord Red... Redcliff, I presume. 533 00:51:14,310 --> 00:51:16,760 I can't tell you how glad I am to see you. 534 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,380 How very nice of you to say. 535 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,340 Tell me, did you... 536 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,110 Did you... Did you find out anything? 537 00:51:33,980 --> 00:51:35,080 We think... 538 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,400 - We think... - Yes, I know, but I mean... 539 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,480 about the did you... 540 00:51:42,580 --> 00:51:44,040 You're Mr. Holmes, aren't you? 541 00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:45,700 Yes. That's right. 542 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:46,760 Yes. 543 00:51:52,020 --> 00:51:53,400 Mr. Sherlock Holmes? 544 00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:55,740 No. I am his brother 545 00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,740 - Sigerson. - Sigerson? 546 00:51:58,900 --> 00:52:02,060 Yes. As I'm sure... You're aware 547 00:52:02,140 --> 00:52:03,276 my brother comes to me for help 548 00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:04,760 on some of his difficult cases. 549 00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,820 What is it you wish of me, Mr. Holmes? 550 00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:09,720 I mean, I'm an extremely busy man. 551 00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:12,440 No more busy than I, Your Lordship, I assure you. 552 00:52:12,660 --> 00:52:14,440 In that case, let's come to the point. 553 00:52:15,060 --> 00:52:17,000 The point is, Lord Redcliff 554 00:52:18,060 --> 00:52:19,860 that your daughter has told me everything. 555 00:52:19,900 --> 00:52:23,000 My daughter? How could you possibly know my daughter? 556 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:27,080 I have saved her life upon two separate occasions. 557 00:52:27,140 --> 00:52:30,060 Would you be good enough to describe her to me? 558 00:52:30,740 --> 00:52:32,820 She has magnificent red hair 559 00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:35,120 about 27 years of age 560 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:38,100 "I should say 5' 3,5" tall 561 00:52:38,940 --> 00:52:39,940 and... 562 00:52:41,110 --> 00:52:43,700 extraordinarily beautiful. 563 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,300 Really? 564 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,670 Would you please leave my house, sir? 565 00:52:57,210 --> 00:52:59,440 I don't understand. What have I said? 566 00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:02,030 Mr. Holmes, or whoever you are 567 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,040 my daughter has blonde hair 568 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:09,330 a little under five feet, and she's 12 years old. 569 00:53:21,460 --> 00:53:24,500 Will you please pay attention? 570 00:53:24,970 --> 00:53:28,770 In any case, geography, why bother with it? Why even study it? 571 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,430 Daddy! Daddy! 572 00:54:01,180 --> 00:54:02,800 If it isn't the truth 573 00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:06,780 I will never see you or speak to you again. I... 574 00:54:09,070 --> 00:54:10,120 Sorry. 575 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,660 Lord Redcliff is my fiance. 576 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,080 I am governess to his children. 577 00:54:19,710 --> 00:54:22,920 I thought he only wanted me for their sake, but... 578 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:28,860 after his wife died, I realized he really does love me. 579 00:54:29,410 --> 00:54:32,080 We were to be married this Friday afternoon. 580 00:54:32,180 --> 00:54:34,500 How could you have stolen that document from him? 581 00:54:34,940 --> 00:54:36,980 I didn't know what was in it. 582 00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,230 - I still don't. - So you stole the document 583 00:54:40,340 --> 00:54:42,220 - and gave it to Gambetti. - Yes. 584 00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:44,180 And now he won't give you back your love letter. 585 00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:47,460 No. He gave it back when I gave him the document. 586 00:54:47,580 --> 00:54:50,400 Then what in God's name do you want from me? 587 00:54:50,510 --> 00:54:54,700 I... I want you to steal the document back from Gambetti. 588 00:54:54,810 --> 00:54:55,900 You... 589 00:54:59,610 --> 00:55:00,740 Sorry. 590 00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:05,300 Where would you like us to drop you off? 591 00:55:05,410 --> 00:55:07,800 He's going to resign as foreign secretary. 592 00:55:07,910 --> 00:55:09,580 Where would you like us to drop you off? 593 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,840 I am not proud of what I did! 594 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,600 You've just told me a magnificent success story. 595 00:55:14,820 --> 00:55:16,540 Overlooking the fact that you're a liar 596 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,380 a thief, a traitor, and a whore 597 00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:20,500 - I don't see what should be bothering you! - You! 598 00:55:21,340 --> 00:55:24,660 No! No! No! 599 00:55:26,660 --> 00:55:29,030 Please help me. 600 00:55:39,820 --> 00:55:41,800 Do you know where Gambetti lives? 601 00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:47,020 I've been rehearsing in his house for three weeks. 602 00:55:47,810 --> 00:55:52,570 Lord Redcliff arranged for me to be in Mr. Gambetti's opera company. 603 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,260 Sacker, we're going to need a floor plan of Gambetti's house. 604 00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,800 - Can you dig one up? - Well... 605 00:55:58,820 --> 00:56:01,500 - I have one in my purse. - You... 606 00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:04,500 Yes, I can. 607 00:56:22,570 --> 00:56:26,880 Hurry up! For God's sake, what are you doing back there? 608 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,200 I'm sorry. Can I help you? 609 00:56:31,260 --> 00:56:33,800 - How did you get there? - Through the gate. 610 00:56:35,070 --> 00:56:36,600 Are you trying to get us killed? 611 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,220 - No, I just thought... - Never mind! There's no time to argue. 612 00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:40,400 Help me down. 613 00:56:48,570 --> 00:56:49,940 Do you hear music? 614 00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:54,300 - Must be a party. - Might be a little sticky. 615 00:57:27,340 --> 00:57:29,000 Keep these ready. 616 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,680 I'll show you how simple this can be 617 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,200 when you know what you're doing. 618 00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,500 Quick! Behind the curtains. 619 00:58:47,980 --> 00:58:50,300 Mama. Mama. 620 00:58:50,580 --> 00:58:54,740 Mama, mama. Mama. 621 00:59:20,420 --> 00:59:21,740 That's a beauty. 622 00:59:27,830 --> 00:59:31,030 Peekaboo. Professore! 623 00:59:31,060 --> 00:59:33,040 Signor Gambetti. 624 00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:35,060 I love your hat. I love your face. 625 00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:39,360 I love your nose! By the way, where you keep your wallet? 626 00:59:39,460 --> 00:59:40,480 Right here. 627 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:45,440 Please, please, come in my house! 628 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,960 I love this guy! 629 00:59:50,330 --> 00:59:51,480 Here's your money. 630 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:56,120 Stop! 631 00:59:59,740 --> 01:00:02,660 - Feel free to count it. - Don't touch the money! 632 01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:09,860 - You got a lovely vase. - And you got a lovely face. 633 01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,260 Hey, we have a nice time? 634 01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:33,590 What a nice, fat sound! Boom! 635 01:00:33,940 --> 01:00:35,820 Please, make yourself comfortable. 636 01:00:35,930 --> 01:00:38,160 My house is your house. 637 01:00:41,930 --> 01:00:44,160 Everybody here! Okay! 638 01:00:44,270 --> 01:00:46,580 £50.000! 639 01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:00,600 You know, professor Moriarty 640 01:01:00,980 --> 01:01:04,040 your mama, she raise a nice boy. 641 01:01:04,970 --> 01:01:07,880 - Now may I please have the document? - Are you crazy? 642 01:01:08,220 --> 01:01:10,360 I don't keep the document in the house. 643 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,260 What did you say? 644 01:01:14,340 --> 01:01:17,520 Professore, professore... 645 01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,020 don't you understand? 646 01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:23,690 You very big shot. If I give you the document tonight 647 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:24,800 you can... 648 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,220 If I give you the document tonight 649 01:01:27,300 --> 01:01:30,420 you gonna send a lot of big boys over here work for you. 650 01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,840 They come over here, they crack my head. 651 01:01:33,820 --> 01:01:34,700 That's no nice. 652 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:39,560 Then they take the money before I send it home to my mama. 653 01:01:39,670 --> 01:01:41,620 No, no, no, no. 654 01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:44,040 No. I think it's better for my health 655 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:46,740 if I give you the document in public. 656 01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:53,120 In public? How the hell are you going to give it to me in public? 657 01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:58,460 In the opera! 658 01:01:58,580 --> 01:02:02,090 - What opera? - It... You... 659 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,760 That's no fair. That's no fair. 660 01:02:04,860 --> 01:02:07,100 - Si. In the opera. - What opera? 661 01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:13,790 - Italian! - Which Italian? 662 01:02:13,900 --> 01:02:17,300 'Un ballo in maschera' by Giuseppe Verdi! 663 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,300 How the hell do I get the document! 664 01:02:20,580 --> 01:02:23,540 While I'm singing! 665 01:02:33,860 --> 01:02:35,340 I'm happy! 666 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:44,960 We having some fun! 667 01:02:45,060 --> 01:02:47,790 A little expensive, but lots of fun! 668 01:02:50,260 --> 01:02:52,500 - How you feel? - I... 669 01:02:52,660 --> 01:02:54,080 Good! I'm glad! 670 01:02:57,140 --> 01:02:58,900 But you haven't told me 671 01:02:58,940 --> 01:03:01,480 how I get the document. 672 01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:05,540 In the opera, the messenger, he sing... 673 01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:13,430 I give him a big piece of empty paper. 674 01:03:13,530 --> 01:03:16,760 - So? - So, you got to send your own messenger. 675 01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:18,279 When he sing... 676 01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:22,400 Why don't we all drink some very sexy wine. 677 01:03:22,540 --> 01:03:25,080 Instead of the big piece of empty paper 678 01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:28,240 I give him the Redcliff document 679 01:03:28,860 --> 01:03:31,420 and everybody happy. 680 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,420 Hey, you're a little tired? 681 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:43,930 - Yes. - Come on. We take a nice nap. 682 01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:06,260 You no fool around. 683 01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:09,180 Okay, professore. 684 01:04:11,530 --> 01:04:12,800 Wait. 685 01:04:19,530 --> 01:04:21,720 - Who the hell are you? - Glass fitter. 686 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,140 I was told you needed several new panes of glass. 687 01:04:24,220 --> 01:04:26,620 I was just taking some preliminary measurements. 688 01:04:26,660 --> 01:04:28,960 Do you always wear formal dress on the job? 689 01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:31,760 - "Elite glass for any class." - Is that a fact? 690 01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:32,840 You bet your ass. 691 01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:34,700 Ah that will be my assistant. 692 01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:38,340 Well Godfrey, you've made your estimates. We can toddle off now. 693 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,940 Hey, what's the hell going on here? 694 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,420 Good evening, Mr. Holmes. 695 01:04:46,530 --> 01:04:49,020 No, not him. It's his younger brother. 696 01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:51,140 Enjoying the entertainment, are you? 697 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:53,620 Not bad. The clowns aren't very funny 698 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,100 but you can't have everything. 699 01:04:55,660 --> 01:04:58,760 Would you have some accommodations for our two friends, signor 700 01:04:59,130 --> 01:05:02,190 where no one could possibly disturb them? 701 01:05:02,300 --> 01:05:05,020 Well, I got the guest room. 702 01:05:05,130 --> 01:05:07,360 It's, a little bit small 703 01:05:07,460 --> 01:05:09,360 but... 704 01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:13,360 very, very private. 705 01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:21,030 Good night, boys. Don't have bad dreams. 706 01:05:41,260 --> 01:05:43,390 I am very frightened. 707 01:05:43,490 --> 01:05:46,050 Nothing is hopeless, do you understand? 708 01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:47,440 Nothing! 709 01:05:50,730 --> 01:05:52,800 I wish I knew what in Christ's name 710 01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:54,300 he was saying to Moriarty. 711 01:05:55,020 --> 01:05:56,020 Professore 712 01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,480 this room is 15 inches wide. 713 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:01,720 My little saw is gonna come right down the middle. 714 01:06:01,830 --> 01:06:03,920 I hope you like the color red. 715 01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:11,460 - I also read lips. - Hello. 716 01:06:11,540 --> 01:06:14,300 - What? - Our inflated bodies 717 01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:16,760 are approximately 11 inches thick 718 01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:19,800 but without air in them, they'd only be 7 inches thick... 719 01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:22,720 - Give or take an inch. - An inch? 720 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:27,060 Now then, when I say go, start exhaling for all you're worth 721 01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:29,740 but not before I say so, or you might be forced to inhale 722 01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,180 while the saw's on us. 723 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:32,800 - Do you understand? - Of course. 724 01:06:32,820 --> 01:06:34,080 All right! 725 01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:37,760 Now! 726 01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:00,020 That way, quickly. 727 01:07:27,140 --> 01:07:28,650 Coming late. 728 01:12:10,580 --> 01:12:13,450 Hey! I'm here! 729 01:12:35,420 --> 01:12:38,150 Is this rotten or wonderfully brave? 730 01:15:39,380 --> 01:15:40,510 Shut your mouth! 731 01:17:33,700 --> 01:17:35,380 Oh, boy! 732 01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:06,600 Shit! 733 01:18:44,660 --> 01:18:46,060 Stay back! 734 01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:27,080 A Webly's Number Two, I think, carries only six cartridges. 735 01:19:27,740 --> 01:19:29,740 Yes, that's right, six. 736 01:19:34,620 --> 01:19:37,560 You're too shit smart for your own good, boy. 737 01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:40,320 This sword I'm carrying is not a prop. 738 01:19:40,540 --> 01:19:42,020 Neither is this. 739 01:19:44,350 --> 01:19:47,520 Did you know I used to be the 11th best fencer in Europe? 740 01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:49,880 If that's true 741 01:19:50,250 --> 01:19:52,470 this should be very exciting. 742 01:20:02,580 --> 01:20:04,510 Drop your sword, Mr. Holmes. 743 01:20:04,610 --> 01:20:07,260 Drop it or I'll... 744 01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:09,810 blow your brains out. 745 01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:21,180 I always wanted one of those. 746 01:20:28,050 --> 01:20:33,030 Well, let's try out, Mr. Holmes. 747 01:21:27,340 --> 01:21:28,900 That's the way to do it. 748 01:22:35,440 --> 01:22:37,809 You're just being used, you know. 749 01:22:37,810 --> 01:22:39,980 Your brother only meant you for a decoy. 750 01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:42,800 - Did you figure that out yet? - Yes. 751 01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:50,730 Be careful of those spikes, lad. 752 01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:53,540 They can hurt something desperate. 753 01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:55,180 Like that. 754 01:23:00,910 --> 01:23:05,310 It's very difficult to be a hero in real life. 755 01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:26,200 You were good, son. You were very good! 756 01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:30,270 But you must always, always, be thinking two and three moves ahead. 757 01:23:30,380 --> 01:23:32,500 Your brother's a master at it. 758 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:36,330 Now, give me that document 759 01:23:36,380 --> 01:23:39,340 or I'll shove this right through your throat. 760 01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,800 I love pure reason. 761 01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:05,010 Good lad! Good! That's the idea! 762 01:24:05,110 --> 01:24:07,670 I even brought one myself, just in case. 763 01:24:09,300 --> 01:24:11,470 I wonder which is the real one. 764 01:24:11,580 --> 01:24:14,540 Drop your sword or I'll throw these into the river. 765 01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:25,470 Only two left. 766 01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:27,840 This is fun! 767 01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:33,860 Right. 768 01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:38,310 We both know there were four fakes on that prop table. 769 01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:41,600 Now give me the real document you took from Gambetti 770 01:24:41,740 --> 01:24:44,560 or, I swear to God, I'll kill you. 771 01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:01,160 Good-bye, son. 772 01:25:09,410 --> 01:25:10,800 Bye-bye. 773 01:25:11,510 --> 01:25:13,820 I still win! 774 01:25:34,440 --> 01:25:36,480 - How are you? - Never better. 775 01:25:36,620 --> 01:25:38,370 - You? - Tip-top. 776 01:25:38,470 --> 01:25:42,540 You did it, boss! You outsmarted them all! 777 01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:44,680 Aw, you genius son of a gun 778 01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:54,300 Just leave it on that table, would you? 779 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:56,240 Don't you have to get it to Lord Redcliff? 780 01:25:57,220 --> 01:25:59,180 I think it will be in his hands 781 01:26:00,100 --> 01:26:01,920 in a very short while. 782 01:26:19,380 --> 01:26:22,540 Holmes, how can you ever repay him? 783 01:26:22,860 --> 01:26:25,540 By playing the violin, Watson. 784 01:26:25,980 --> 01:26:28,000 By playing the violin. 785 01:26:31,260 --> 01:26:33,040 - Hello! - Hello. 786 01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:35,000 What do you call this kind of a day? 787 01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:37,300 This is a crazy day. 788 01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:41,090 - Aren't you being married in a few minutes? - I most certainly am. 789 01:26:42,870 --> 01:26:44,770 Your telegram said urgent. 790 01:26:44,870 --> 01:26:47,270 Urgent? Is that what I said? 791 01:26:47,370 --> 01:26:49,700 I didn't... I'm... I... What did I say "urgent"? 792 01:26:49,860 --> 01:26:54,200 - Yes. - I just wanted to say good-bye. 793 01:26:55,380 --> 01:26:56,940 Good-bye. 794 01:26:58,810 --> 01:27:01,290 Good-bye. 795 01:27:01,460 --> 01:27:02,540 Bye. 796 01:28:07,770 --> 01:28:10,760 What the hell am I supposed to do now?